Louis C.
K.
Quotes
I grew up in Boston.
And in Boston, people just beat the shit out of each other, for
no reason.
They just beat the shit out of each other.
But I kind of think you need that, you
know, to keep quality control.
Cause in places where...
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Louis C.
K.
Quotes
I grew up in Boston.
And in Boston, people just beat the shit out of each other, for
no reason.
They just beat the shit out of each other.
But I kind of think you need that, you
know, to keep quality control.
Cause in places where that doesn t happen, people are just
too free.
.
.
.
I was once on Venice Beach, and I m jogging.
And there s this guy
rollerblading towards me.
And he s got rollerblades on.
And just a thong.
Just a fucking
thong.
And it s just grabbing his dick and balls, and just fighting with it, going, "Aargh!
Stay in there!" And then he s just totally naked otherwise.
And he s got this Kenny G hair.
And he s just rollerblading.
Like, "I m free!" And I actually had to stop jogging-- cause I
needed my whole body to fucking hate this guy with.
I had to just stand there, and go,
"Ugh--you motherfucker! Now I have to know you exist, you piece of shit! Fucking go
skate into an AIDS tree--you motherfucker.
"
I live in a nice building.
I nev
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