A CRAZY NIGHT
BRINGS A CRUMPLED
MORNING
Iwoke up disoriented to the sound of
my phone alarm.
It took me a second to realize where I was because the
pictures and pillows that surrounded me
definitely were not
mine.
Then I remembered.
I went home with
him...
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A CRAZY NIGHT
BRINGS A CRUMPLED
MORNING
Iwoke up disoriented to the sound of
my phone alarm.
It took me a second to realize where I was because the
pictures and pillows that surrounded me
definitely were not
mine.
Then I remembered.
I went home with
him last night.
And I
have an interview for
my summer internship in 30 minutes.
I looked over at my
silky white blouse
and navy wide-leg
trousers crumpled on
the floor.
“Nothing a little Downy Wrinkle Releaser
can’t fix,” I thought.
With 15 minutes until my interview, I
grabbed my purse and searched for my
lifesaver, Downy Wrinkle Releaser.
It
wasn’t there.
My stomach dropped.
I
would have to go like this.
As I anticipated my walk-of-shame (not
to mention my upcoming interview), I
considered just crawling back under the
covers and never coming back out.
But
instead, I quietly opened the door and
snuck into the hall, only to come faceto-face with his snickering roommate.
BUZZ
2
3HANG DRY
1SPRAY
TUG & SMOOTH
“Nothing a little
Dow
Less
