Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians by
Brandon Sanderson - Book Review
By Paul Stotts
You re being brainwashed.
No, not by me.
I m not that clever and devious, nor do I possess the evil gene necessary for such
a task (which disqualifies me from running...
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Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians by
Brandon Sanderson - Book Review
By Paul Stotts
You re being brainwashed.
No, not by me.
I m not that clever and devious, nor do I possess the evil gene necessary for such
a task (which disqualifies me from running for public office.
Or being one of the pageant
parents on Toddlers and Tiaras).
My talents lie elsewhere.
Like my ability to write completely
meaningless asides.
Like this one.
It s not much of a talent, I ll admit, but it beats being able to
name all the episodes of Star Trek in thirty seconds.
So back to my point.
The one about your gray matter being laundered in
a Maytag on infinite auto-cycle.
See, everything you ve been taught in
your life, is a lie.
A big, Pinocchio nose-growing lie.
Part of a conspiracy,
really, to keep us ignorant.
There was this dude, a really cool cat, lived a
long time ago, name of Plato.
Plato wrote about people tied up in a cave
who could only see shadows projected on the cave wall in front of
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