Freshman Kyle Summerfield was stumbling back from “the forest
rave to end all forest raves”, intoxicated, unsure which way was up and
which way was Costco, when he happened upon a pile of Yerbas so tall
it rivaled the nearest grove of redwoods.
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Freshman Kyle Summerfield was stumbling back from “the forest
rave to end all forest raves”, intoxicated, unsure which way was up and
which way was Costco, when he happened upon a pile of Yerbas so tall
it rivaled the nearest grove of redwoods.
“At first I didn’t know if this was someone’s ART 20 project, or a Four
Loko-induced night vision,” said Summerfield, “but the closer I got the
more it became clear that these Yerbas were sourced directly from the
McHenry blue bins.”
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